Neal Wright is busy beinga big bully - and he's at it twice a day!
It's allowed though; he is playing one of the Ugly SIsters in Milton Keynes Theatre's spectacular panto, Cinderella, which continues until January 14.
The boo-inducer talked Total MK through his Christmas do's and dont's...
What's the one gift you would love to find in your Christmas stocking on December 25 - and why?
A Satsuma – for Vitamin C!
You've got a busy season ahead, so how will you relax on Christmas Day? Talk us through your day...
Relax? Help my sister-in-law with the prep of food for the day, then graze, eat, open presents with a glass of fizz.
What are the television essentials on the big day - what will you be watching, and why?
Any Christmas movie, then Doctor Who! It’s tradition.
Christmas pudding: A must-do, or a must-avoid?
Must avoid?! I’ve got costumes to fit into the next day!
Do you have a preferred Christmas Carol, and pop tune?
Michael Buble’s Christmas album
Have you had any serious Christmas dinner mishaps in the kitchen? If so, what?
None… at the moment!
Brussels sprouts, or no Brussels sprouts?
No Brussells sprouts!
What’s the most bizarre gift you’ve received?
A pork pie.
What’s the most stressful part of Christmas?
Wrapping the presents.
Now tell us why we need to come and see Cinderella - what makes this production a must-see?
Watching Brian & Gok - they’re a new comedy act and both great in general. It’s a real Christmas treat for all ages.
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