DON'T WAIT AROUND IF YOU WANT TO SEE JIMMY

What's the similarity between tickets to see Jimmy Carr at MK Theatre this week coming, and the clothing worn by Kim Kardashian during one of those 'famous' photoshoots?

Yup, both are scant.

Try for tickets to see the funny man (with the funny laugh) on Tuesday evening (August 12) by calling 0844 871 7652 but you'll need to be quick as availability really is limited.