Friday night isn't fun night for Ben – it means a trip to stay with Granny, and tea? Yuk!
Granny favours a diet of cabbage – cabbage soup, cabbage pie and cabbage cake?
Whatever happened to the humble to the humble iced bun?
Every Friday stay is boring, boring, boring. But this week's visit will be a whole lot more interesting because Grannie has a big secret.
Things are about to become exciting beyond Ben's wildest imaginations...
Gangsta Granny – from the pen of that talented David Walliams bloke – is coming to Milton Keynes Theatre from Tuesday (Feb 9) and makes for the perfect family trip out.
You'll laugh out loud whether you are five years old or 105 promises the venue, and yet this piece – from the producers responsible for the hilarious Horrible Histories series – still explores some moving, truthful things about family relationships.
“The brilliant Birmingham Stage Company has produced a fantastic show. It's superb! And so much better than the book!” said David Walliams. Well, if anyone knows, it's him!
Tickets start at £22.50 and you book 'em by heading to www.atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes or call up the box office on 0844 871 7652.