Get those frowns, and go turn 'em upside down in the company of Chris M'Gra this Saturday (May 28) night.
Britain's 'newest stand-up comedian will be taking the stage at Stantonbury Campus to share stories of a tough childhood.
How tough? Well, how many other nine-year-old bank robbers do you know of?
The show is called Bewigged, tickets are £12 (£6 for concessions) and it's a show for those aged 14 years and up.
The giggle inducing begins at 7.30pm and rolls to 8.45pm and the date is being filmed too.
Warm applause at the ready please, folks.
To book visit www.stantonburytheatre.co.uk or call 01908 324466.
