They come to us direct from Hollywood, California promising a 'vintage vaudeville circus' with a cast of performers as beautiful as they are brave...
Ladies and Gents, let us introduce you to The Pretty Things Peepshow!
This weekend (July 26) they hop off the tour bus and onto the stage at The Craufurd Arms.
It'll be a Sunday to savour!
You'll meet Madeline Glasseater, Australia's Sideshow Showgirl with whirling hips and pretty red lips. Apparently, she will leave you breathless and begging for more!
Or, get swept away with go-go Amy, the girl with the scarlet tresses and million dresses.
This Hollywood lass fizzes with tantalising quick change magic, burlesque, singing and comedy stylings.
From Scotland, enjoy The Death Do Us Part Danger Show, Rachel Renegade and Charlie Atlas.
Nothing is too much for your entertainment, and they will risk lift and limb with their jaw dropping knife throwing... hope they don't take any marital niggles to the stage with them!
Split with a fiver and enjoy an evening of sword swallowing, whip-cracking, hula hoops, balloons, the Transylvanian spike box of doom, magic, comedy and burlesque.