Death on the Nile (1978) Christmas Eve, 1:45pm, BBC2.
Spoiled heiress Lois Chiles upsets a lot of people and she enjoys it, writes Reel Reviewer.
But the smile is soon wiped from her pretty face when most of them join her on a honeymoon cruise down the titular river.
Awks!
This being an Agatha Christie based thriller, she ends up dead - but whodunnit from the roll call of cinema legends in need of a paycheck?
The fun here is not so much guessing that, but scoring the ham of their performances.
See the full review for who gets my votes: bit.ly/deathnilefilm
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