Now, how about a plateful of illusion and impossibility served up with lashings of wit, charm and no small amount of panache?
Sounds like a tasty proposition, don't you think?
It's yours to sample on Saturday (September 17) when Parlour Tricks present a show full of jaw-dropping, brain bursting, gasp-eliciting feats of magic, as part of the new season of smart stuff at Stantonbury Theatre.
Morgan and West are the chaps in charge, and the performance comes with a warning that you should wear a hat, as the duo might very well blow your mind!
The show, which is suitable for 11 years and up, is described as 'Genuinely rich, wholehearted, fun family entertainment with mind-boggling trickery,' by the British Comedy Guide.
To make a booking visit www.stantonburytheatre.co.uk